Hee Hee! Santa Cthulhu!

[perzephone]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In June, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I exposed khalisfyre to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I fed khalisfyre to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I stopped gwyll from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very good (295 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Perzephone

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