Just a Day

I'm freaking tired, though. Got up early for the doctor follow-up. All systems normal - low blood sugar (well, it was a fasting test - you try not eating anything for 15 hrs before getting your blood drawn. I was awfully cranky that day, too)... cholesterol w/in acceptable ranges except my good is low and my bad is normal, which makes its ratio high compared to the good. 'Eat more avocados and fish' she tells me. If she only knew about the mighty guacamole spree I've been on for the past coupla weeks... Oh, my white blood cell count was high, and I've got some signs of inflammation. My knees look like cantaloupe most days - ya think? She wants me to go through another stress test for my heart & I'm gonna go ahead & get tested for Turner's Syndrome. I'm also being sent to a sleep clinic if the insurance approves it. See if I have sleep apnea. Rob says I don't sound like I stop breathing - I just snore & ramble on about work in my sleep. Tomorrow we begin the infuriating process of having bars put up on the windows w/the in-laws. Garh.

They have been coming out w/some remarkably funny commercials lately. My two favorites right now are for Eclipse Gum & something about Cox Channel 1. The Eclipse commercial has an onion watching a scary movie - his phone rings & when he answers it, a voice says, "Dead onion says 'what'. The onion, of course, goes, "What?!" in this distressed tone of voice, and promptly disintegrates. 'Eclipse Gum: when we find bad reath, we kill it". My other favorite has a man & woman in a gym, & she's watching the guy dressed up as a big #1. The guy w/her is a bodybuilder & asks her what's so special about the #1 anyway, so she gives the sales pitch & the bodybuilder says, "Oh yeah? But does he have tickets... to the gun show?" & kisses his own arms.

Rob & the detectives recovered the PS2 & the games, along w/the power cord for the speakers he threw away when he thought he'd never see the power cord again.

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Very High
Dysthymia:	Extremely High
Bipolar Disorder:	Very Slight
Cyclothymia:	Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Moderate
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
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