Playin' Hooky

I called in sick this morning. I don't care if we're gonna be flat-ass broke in two weeks. I need some mental health days. Not that my mental health will improve any by next week, but at least it won't get considerably worse. They have this 'MAP Program' intern sitting in on audit next week, and I already asked them to schedule her on Alea's days because 'I do not feel I would be a positive ambassador for the hospitality industry'. Apparently, this did not matter to the Powers-that-Be. So fuck 'em. 

I have one shaved leg and one unshaved leg. Don't ask.