Fine Line Between Brave and Stupid

There is a small spider with very long legs in Rob's bathroom. He went in to take his shower & the spider was on the wall behind his toilet. When he got out of the shower, it was perched on his soap bottle. I picked the bottle up to give the spider ye olde hairy eyeball & it didn't even move. Stupidly brave for a small creature, but we've kind of been desensitized to spiders, so until it turns into something bigger & more menacing, it can sit on Rob's soap bottle all it wants.

In other news, I rode home from work nekkid.