Do you want to grow old with someone or be single?
I don’t plan on growing old & I’m not taking anyone with me when I go.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Running about 8 minutes late for work due to a lost leash.
What were you doing in the last 30 minutes?
Tiring a puppy out & posting photos of her online
What was something that happened to you in 1998?
Ten years ago… Gods… I don’t know. I was probably working at a phone sex company.
If you were stranded on an island with the person you hated what would you do?
I’d probably kill, skin, gut, preserve by drying or smoking and finally eat them.
When somene catches your eye, do you try to make an eye contact or avoid it?
Depends on who it is – if it’s that crazy guy who stands dead smack in the middle of the road, or the people waiting for traffic court, or the people waiting outside the Bad Check Unit, I avoid eye contact at all costs. If it’s a tall squishy Goth girl, I wink knowingly.
What color is your comb?
Various shades of teal blue
Are you looking forward to anything?
This dog’s successful housetraining
What was the last thing you bought?
A dog bed
How do you know when you're in love?
Have you been to China?
Where do you keep your money?
I don’t keep my money, the electric, gas, cell phone, water & cable company, car insurance company, several credit card companies, grocery stores, gas stations, PetCo and Blizzard Entertainment keeps my money.
Do you wish you were back together with any of your exes?
Yeah, sometimes. The sex was good.
Do you like peanut butter?
Only on waffles & sometimes pancakes.
Have you been to ENGLAND?
The thing you love(d) about relationships?
Being able to pick & choose who and why I have relationships
The thing you love(d) about being single?
No regrets, no real memories, no repeated stories
Would you give up a dream for someone you loved?
Dreams are sometimes the easiest things to abandon
Do you wanna cut your hair?
Yes, it’s getting in my eyes
Are you over the age of 25?
Do you talk a lot?
No, not really
Favorite ice cream?
Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time?
Are you typically a jealous person?
Is there such thing as perfect relationship?
Do you chew on your straws?
Do you have curly hair?
The kind of person you're first attracted to?
Androgynous girlie men (ala Johnnie Depp & Prince… yum) and tall, voluptuous, red-haired dominant women
What is something you say a lot?
Anyway, so, like, really, oh well, you know?
Do you have to work tomorrow?
Who was the last person you said I love you to?
What did you do last night?
Picked Chelsea up from the animal shelter clinic, brought her home, watched Ironman, tended to Chelsea, tended to Rob, did my History of Rock class Beatles assignment (and I never want to hear a Beatles song again for a very, very long time – I kept having to rewind the damned movie to answer the questions because the sound quality sucked – the narration was almost inaudible & the music was obnoxiously loud), ate some clam chowder w/croutons in it, got Chelsea stowed away in the bathroom & got some sleep, finally.
What was the first thing you thought about in the morning?
Why is it so fucking dark out at 6am?!
What are you wearing right now?
A short satin nighty. It’s black w/red cherries & green leaves on it.
When was the last time you got drunk?
So long ago I don’t remember
What pisses you off the most?
Right now, nothing. Usually it’s a combination of everything imaginable, but right now I’m good.
Last thing you questioned yourself on?
Why was I encouraging Rob to look at the puppies in the mall when we really should be waiting for a puppy to show up for adoption from one of the animal shelters.
Bars or clubs?
Both are fine instruments for inflicting blunt force trauma on the unsuspecting passerby, but clubs are generally heavier & can cause greater damage, but bars are somehow more intimidating.
What is the main ringtone on your phone?
Whatever the default Samsung phone ring is
Where do you want to be at a year from now?
Kirkland, WA or a nearby suburb & working for Google
How many kids would you like to have?
What is your favorite trait about yourself?
Stamina, endurance & the ability to bounce back from unique challenges
Anything bothering you right now?
Actually, no – Rob’s in the shower & the dog’s asleep
What do you do to relieve stress?
Drink, jill off, play Warcraft, sometimes all at the same time.
Do you like pickles?
Only dill pickles. Sweet pickles are disgusting, like some kind of candy gone horribly awry, and ‘bread & butter’ pickles are just weird. Gherkins are about the only non-dill pickle I can stomach.
Are you proud of yourself?
For what? What did I do now?
Do you wish upon stars?
If I could see them, I probably would
Who was the last friend to walk out of your life?
I’m usually the one who leaves
Do you miss them?
Would you want them back in your life?
Do your parents have myspace accounts?
Heh, no. It’d be an interesting trick though… ‘myspace from Beyond the Garve’
Are the majority of your friends male or female?
Used to be men, but now the women outnumber the men 2 to 1
Would you go back and change any part of your life?
Do you believe love lasts forever?
True love never dies
Whats your favorite word?
Do you laugh enough?
Just enough. Everything in moderation, you know.
Who is your favorite football team?
The dead one that was in Beatlejuice
Have you ever bobbed for apples?
Have you ever thought you could do a better job at being president?
If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Unsweetened brewed iced tea
Whats one food you could eat everyday for the rest of your life?
What was your costume for halloween last year?
A witch, of course
How many cousins do you have?
Quite a few, most of whom I’ve never met
You're in line at Taco Bell, whats your order?
An enchirito w/extra sauce & cheese