This is Priceless

On the twelfth day of Christmas, perzephone sent to me...

Twelve bears drumming

Eleven bodyworlds piping

Ten forensics a-leaping

Nine snakes dancing

Eight religions a-milking

Seven cemetaries a-swimming

Six hades a-reading

Five ani-i-i-imal totems

Four wade davis

Three future lives

Two psychoactive substances

...and a cthulhu in a beastiality.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Squids Rule

This one's got elbows:

Magnapinna Squid Caught on Film