Writer's Block: Rescue mission

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I would personally kill anyone who set fire to my home. They would probably wish for a death via self-immolation by the time I was done with their mangled and defiled corpse. I would make sure the snakes & dog were out safely, of course, but the arsonist - oh, the pain, the lovely lovely pain.

See, being Pagan, I have this natural aversion to being burned alive.