Being A Grown-Up Sucks

What I want right now, more than anything else in the world, is to dye my hair pink & purple, paint my tattoos with glow-in-the-dark body paint and glitter, find something cool and wispy to wear, and blow my paycheck on a weekend pass to Electric Daisy Carnival. I would like to take x and dance all night and well past the morning glory for three days.

Of course, what I will do is get up at an ungodly hour, take a shower, put on a stuffy wool uniform, & go to work & receive training on the new hotel system, doing something that isn't even in my job description, for four hours and then work my shift. Just like I have for the past two nights and will continue doing for the next two weeks.

Yes, indeed, my life is amazing.