perzephone | The Bono-Blood Connection

I've been harboring this weird thought for the past couple of weeks (well, mainly because of a gag letter I saw in Vanity Fair). I started thinking about how you rarely see Bono during the daytime. He wears those funky goggles constantly, claiming sensitivity to some type of light (was it ultraviolet or another part of the spectrum? can't remember, ugh). He's quite pale. He also gets involved in a lot of medical activism, most notably the 'red' campaign that so utterly pisses me off it isn't funny. Then the connection happened ---> rarely seen during the day ----> sensitivity to light ----> pale ----> European ----> old yet ageless ----> easy access to blood banks through donations & charity appearance to HIV/AIDS foundations...

I think Bono is a vampire. It's okay, though. I still like U2.