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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2003-12-18 07:08 pm
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Herbal Expertise

Being the resident herbalist at my job means I get all those socially awkward questions:
Are there any herbs that will make my boobs/penis bigger?
Does Spanish Fly really work, and how?
Are there any undetectable poisons that you know of? (Actually, yes there are, and I do know them, but just the fact that you're asking me for them makes me disinclined to tell you...)
Can I grow marijuana in my toilet? I've been trying to get it to grow in my tub for a month, but I really need a shower... (Well, that would explain the smell. At least you can always piss in the sink...)