Rainbow Serpent Woman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) perzephone) wrote2007-10-26 03:39 am
perzephone) wrote2007-10-26 03:39 am
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) perzephone) wrote2007-10-26 03:39 am
perzephone) wrote2007-10-26 03:39 amEntry tags:
Sometimes...
The lawyers are a little too cryptic. 
Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I pass my polygraph test?" dated 10/26/2007 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "freshest if eaten before date on carton". Our invoice for 2 hours of legal work at $350 per hour will be forthcoming.
Sincerely,
The Facade Legal Team
Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I pass my polygraph test?" dated 10/26/2007 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "freshest if eaten before date on carton". Our invoice for 2 hours of legal work at $350 per hour will be forthcoming.
Sincerely,
The Facade Legal Team




