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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2007-10-26 03:39 am
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Sometimes...

The lawyers are a little too cryptic.

Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I pass my polygraph test?" dated 10/26/2007 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "freshest if eaten before date on carton". Our invoice for 2 hours of legal work at $350 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team