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perzephone) wrote2008-03-22 11:43 pm
perzephone) wrote2008-03-22 11:43 pm
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Night at the Movies
Rented I Am Legend tonight. It was okay, and that's about all I can say. It was not a substantial movie - I honestly wanted more meat, more movie-protein goodness. I was so enthralled by the first preview I saw for it and what it delivered was a combination of The Stand, Resident Evil and 28 Days. And sadly, a smidge of Ol' Yeller, too. I dun want to be a spoiler beyond what I've just said. I was just plain disappointed. Adultswim had a commercial for the ATHF movie a few minutes ago & the announcer asked, "When was the last time you would jump through your own ass to see a movie?" I thought for a moment & realized that was how I felt when I saw the trailer for the Transformers movie. I would have jumped through my own ass to see that movie. I think I would probably jump through my own ass to see 10,000 B.C., too.
Speaking of my ass, my butt cheek has been itching all freaking day. I don't know why - there is no logical reason for my ass-itch. I finally took some of my own advice and slathered my ass in sweet almond oil. It worked - for awhile. It's starting to itch again. But my ass smells like almonds.
We got some blackberries from Vons. I was not expecting much from Mexican blackberries, honestly. They had no smell. Grocery stores make a big mistake when they refrigerate fruit - fruit smells like nothing when it's cold. I am picky when I buy berries - I open the little plastic cartons and turn the berries over and check for mold and sniff them. I once had a produce person stand over my shoulder for a good 15 minutes while I was shopping for strawberries. He finally asked me, not what was I doing, or why was I doing it, but if I washed my hands before I went shopping. But anyway, the blackberries are absolutely the bomb. They taste sooooo good. There is probably something horribly wrong with the blackberries because blackberries from Mexico in March should not taste like blackberries from the vine in September from Washington. They do lack a scent of any kind, which bothers me.
Speaking of my ass, my butt cheek has been itching all freaking day. I don't know why - there is no logical reason for my ass-itch. I finally took some of my own advice and slathered my ass in sweet almond oil. It worked - for awhile. It's starting to itch again. But my ass smells like almonds.
We got some blackberries from Vons. I was not expecting much from Mexican blackberries, honestly. They had no smell. Grocery stores make a big mistake when they refrigerate fruit - fruit smells like nothing when it's cold. I am picky when I buy berries - I open the little plastic cartons and turn the berries over and check for mold and sniff them. I once had a produce person stand over my shoulder for a good 15 minutes while I was shopping for strawberries. He finally asked me, not what was I doing, or why was I doing it, but if I washed my hands before I went shopping. But anyway, the blackberries are absolutely the bomb. They taste sooooo good. There is probably something horribly wrong with the blackberries because blackberries from Mexico in March should not taste like blackberries from the vine in September from Washington. They do lack a scent of any kind, which bothers me.