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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2008-05-10 10:53 pm

OMFG!!!!

Today when I went to the dentist I wore my "The villagers are coming with torches and pitch-forks. Please hide me." t-shirt, because that's what I wear when I go to dentist offices and physical therapy and to get my blood drawn, etc - in other words, it's what I wear when I'm being tortured by the medical profession (and when I have to get my hair cut, because that's another alien-abduction-like experience to me).

So just now I logged into The Onion, and this was Capricorn's horroscope:
Your Horoscope
May 6, 2008 | Issue 44•19
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
A mob of torch-wielding villagers will soon gather outside your home, which is odd, as you don't remember inviting a mob of torch-wielding villagers over.

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