Original sin...
Mar. 13th, 2004 08:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perzephoneI finally get it. Death is caused by procreative sex, therefore having procreative sex is in effect committing murder of some sort - if you meant to do it, it's 1st Degree because it's premeditated. If the rubber broke, I guess it steps down to manslaughter.
It's like the bumper sticker: Life - it's sexually transmitted & always fatal.
I've got another one of those:
100% of all divorces began w/marriage.
I am so ready for some time off. Bradley proved once again that he's an ass & denied my xtra off request for Sunday. Anytime there's 1000 arrivals on his night to work, the xtra off's get a roundhouse denial. 1000 arrivals aint nothing. I'd call in sick but it's my vacation Friday, so I'd get a verbal for being the 3rd sick call in 90 days & a warning of some sort for calling in on my vacation Friday. I don't just need time off, I need a new freakin' job.
It's like the bumper sticker: Life - it's sexually transmitted & always fatal.
I've got another one of those:
100% of all divorces began w/marriage.
I am so ready for some time off. Bradley proved once again that he's an ass & denied my xtra off request for Sunday. Anytime there's 1000 arrivals on his night to work, the xtra off's get a roundhouse denial. 1000 arrivals aint nothing. I'd call in sick but it's my vacation Friday, so I'd get a verbal for being the 3rd sick call in 90 days & a warning of some sort for calling in on my vacation Friday. I don't just need time off, I need a new freakin' job.
