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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2008-10-06 12:41 am
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The Purportedly Controversial Meme

Before I paste it, though, I wonder... If we do happen to adopt a Catahoula Leopard Hound puppy tomorrow, will Rob let me name it Voodoo?

[1] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No, my skin is fucked up enough w/out drugs, as are my teeth. Meth-mouth :::shudders::: I don’t really need clean grout or a hand-picked-clean carpet. I have a hard enough time getting sleep without the use of stims…

[2] Abortion: for or against it?
Pro-choice!
It’s like that Consolidated tune goes – RU-486, yes I am sir… If you don’t want an abortion, don’t get one!

[3] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Obviously, this meme is American in origin, because only one of my fellow Americans would think one country’s presidency could affect an entire planet to a catastrophic degree.

[4] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, and it should be televised. Bring back the gladiator arenas, sans the animal fights. I’m barbaric, just not that barbaric.

[5] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes, even if I am allergic to the shit. And it would probably put me out of work because the whole justice & prison industrial complex is fueled by weed.

[6] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Why buy the cow without trying the milk?

[7] Do you believe in God?
Yes, just not yours.

[8] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, Gods yes. Give them lower taxes & the right to employer-sponsored health care coverage already!

[9] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yanno what I hate about immigrants, illegal or otherwise? They come here & expect us to change things to suit their culture & heritage. They expect us to cater to the language they speak rather than learn ours. They expect to use our health care & welfare services but work under the table so they aren’t taxed. They don’t spend their money here – they send it all home to underprivileged relatives. Live here – speak the language, pay the taxes, buy something to stimulate the economy & shut up already!

[10] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
She was stupid enough to not use protection, she’s stupid enough to be a parent. Punish the dumb twat & make her raise her brat – of course, with help from my taxpayer dollars :::grumble:::.

[11] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I don’t think there should be an age limit on alcohol at all.

[12] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes.

[13] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
This is one of those ‘wtf’? questions. I understand what the writer is trying to ask, but the way it sounds is as though they’re making sure I realize assisted suicide is illegal. I honestly don’t know if it is or where it is that assisted suicide is against the law. But I feel that anyone should have the right to choose their time of death, and if they are unable to kill themselves, I believe we should have Good Doctors out there to help. I would say they should be able to choose the method as well, except that leaves the door open for a person taking unwilling participants along for the ride.

[14] Do you believe in spanking your children?
If I had kids, I would spank them. This is part of why I don’t have kids. I have violent tendencies & bad parental imaging, so I might not know the difference between a few sharp swats on the ass & blunt force trauma.

[15] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Fuck, I need the money. I’d do it for $10 if you provided the flag. It’s not illegal or unconstitutional by the way.

[16] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Neither. McCain’s another 4 – 8 years of Old White Guy Party, and Obama is never going to get anything done because all the OWGs in Congress & Senate are going to block him every chance they get. I’m voting for Ralph Nader.

[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Most of this everyone already knows about me. And if you don’t know me & I’ve written something to offend you, leave a nasty comment so I know that other people out there read this lj.

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