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perzephone) wrote2010-03-02 10:44 am
perzephone) wrote2010-03-02 10:44 am
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I <3 the Lawyers
Facade.com's take on the whole sordid thing:
Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I ever meet Bowling Shirt Guy?" dated 3/2/2010 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "keep your hands inside at all times". Our invoice for 4 hours of legal work at $175 per hour will be forthcoming.
Sincerely,
The Facade Legal Team
Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I ever meet Bowling Shirt Guy?" dated 3/2/2010 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "keep your hands inside at all times". Our invoice for 4 hours of legal work at $175 per hour will be forthcoming.
Sincerely,
The Facade Legal Team