Ewwww

[perzephone]

I disgust myself. I may as well forget about the whole technical writing/any kind of writing thing right the fuck now. I ran a couple of different things I've written through there & got the same result, over & over again.

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Dan Brown? Seriously? Why hasn't anyone let me know so I could stop it?

It's like... I gotta go take a shower now & wash some of the slime off.