Namaste, Bitches

I feel so fucking weird. All of a sudden I want to do things, but am simultaneously bored by everything. So I mostly sit & surf the 'Net, but am more interested in what I'm looking at. I want to have sex, but Rob threw his back out & all other potential candidates are non-existent. Took a spider-free bath, but didn't want to stay in it once I got in there. Tried to sext Josh, but my phone took 30 minutes to download his dick pic, so that was a no-go. I want a tambourine but don't have one. I want a bodhran but don't have one. And it's 3am, so yeah, the neighbors wouldn't appreciate the noise. But fuck 'em, their kid throws rocks at our house.

The Zoloft is great but all of a sudden I've got ADHD.

Squirrel!!!