Rob's Poetic Contribution

(Sung to the tune of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game')

"Take me now, it's a ball game
Take me now for a ride
Play with my nuts & I will jack your crack
If I pulled out too soon I would cum on your back

And it's "umph, umph umph" for the groan team
If we don't cum it's a shame
And it's 1, 2, 3 pumps you're out
At the ol' ball gaaaaame!"