perzephone: (poppy)
Rob has determined that John Cusack is his conscience... so somewhere, out there, John Cusack is walking around w/Rob's voice in his head. Rob even noticed (since he's sitting here watching Cusack in some comedy) that they dress alike. Cusack is better looking, tho, so Rob must be John Cusack's Evil Twin Skippy & not the other way around.

I'm going to an acupuncturist tomorrow. First time in a long time I get poked w/needles & no ink! Maybe if I brought him a bottle of India Ink, he'd remedy that. This particular doctor is 72 years old. He was born 2 yrs. before my dad... Sheesh. Weirdly enough, this procedure is covered by my insurance.

Watched 'I, Robot' tonight. (I almost want to pick up Asimov's book... I just can't stand the man's writing. Agh! He writes like Stephen King's movies come out.) It was a better than 'Hero', and about as good as the last Harry Potter flick.

I learned the shortcut for subscript - it's Ctrl+=. Trying to figure out how to make something not be subscripted took thought. I didn't think, at first, to bring something out of subscript the same way you take it out of bold or italics, tho... Duh. Subscript is useful for chemical formulae, like N2O (nitrous oxide).

I think a part of my brain is seeking some sort of entheogenic experience because, for the most part, I have no great escapes. I've been having a pretty constant craving for opium - I've only smoked opium once, but my mouth has been watering for want of it. I probably smoked it quite a bit in my past life... 12 hrs. of blissful wandering... My stomach has been hurting pretty bad lately, so alcohol isn't very appealing. Every waking moment of my day is reality, and even most of my sleeping time. Even when I read, I'm still with the here & now. Even when I sleep - I told Rob 'just put your work on my desk' the other morning. Some people carry on torrid affairs in their dreams, others have a continual fight for survival... me? "Just put your work on my desk."
perzephone: (Default)
Yesterday morning, I looked out into the soft grey gloom of early morning rain & thought out loud: "I would like nothing better than to spread all my coloring books out on the floor & pull out my crayons & markers 'n stuff, drink hot chocolate & color til I fall back asleep." Rob agreed with my plans, and I told him I'd even share my crayons with him, as long as he promised not to stick any up his nose. He said he couldn't make any promises as far as the big fat magic markers go, but he could avoid putting crayons up his nose... maybe one might find its way into his ear, but crayons are all made of wax anyway. I suggested a yellow or burnt sienna.

Alas, all such plans are laid to waste when the whole reason I was up at the ungod/dessly hour of 6am was because I had a day job to go to :( I had a moment of amusement at said day job, tho. I answered the phone to hear a young boy hollering "Hep me! Hep me! My mama's gonna beat me! She gonna beat me!!!" I heard someone who was presumably his mama holler back, "Boy, you better hang up that phone!", followed by a loud 'thwap' sort of noise. I was like, well, if she wasn't gonna beat him before, she's surely doing it now.

Rob just told me that he believes scorpions are the letter 'Y' gone horribly wrong.
perzephone: (Default)
(Sung to the tune of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game')

"Take me now, it's a ball game
Take me now for a ride
Play with my nuts & I will jack your crack
If I pulled out too soon I would cum on your back

And it's "umph, umph umph" for the groan team
If we don't cum it's a shame
And it's 1, 2, 3 pumps you're out
At the ol' ball gaaaaame!"

Eminem...

Mar. 31st, 2004 11:12 am
perzephone: (Default)
Rob woke up, after having "Without Me" running thru his head all night, & came to the determination that Eminem sold his soul to the Western JudeoChristian Devil in exchange for his success. Seems like a plausible notion to me, so when Eminem suffers a strange disappearance or an ironic death, we'll all know why.

Armpits

Dec. 8th, 2003 09:40 am
perzephone: (Default)
According to Rob, the armpit of the human male should not be exposed to the air. It causes changes in the testosterone levels & leads to violent behavior. Hence the "wife-beater T" & Mike Tyson.

Profile

perzephone: (Default)
Rainbow Serpent Woman

August 2014

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
101112 13141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 30th, 2025 11:54 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios