Quizzes & more quizzes.

Yanno, I'm on vacation. My arms hurt. My feet hurt. I woke up at 7pm and I'm already pretty much ready for bed. Am I fucking pathetic or what? So instead of starting my vacation off w/a bang, we went grocery shopping & I've sat around watching AdultSwim & 'Voodoo Secrets' on the History Channel... I gotta say, what they said were Voodoo Secrets were actually just about everything the average person even mildly interested in Voodoo already knows. It did skeeve Rob out, tho, because w/in the first 10 minutes, they showed actual sacrifices of a white bull, 3 goats and a chicken. Bulls go quietly - they know what's coming. Goats bawl a lot. Remind me never to go to a doctor in West Africa... they make you fill your own prescriptions.

So my goal for my vacation, once I get the proper RCA/RF cables, is to figure out how to hook up my stereo, the VCR & the DVD player to my computer. I also have to get a filling tomorrow. Blegh. I wonder how much Valium is safe to take?

INTJ -The Mastermind You scored 9% I to E, 47% N to S, 90% F to T, and 31% J to P!

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to have a plan rather than leaving things to chance. Your type is best described by the word "mastermind", which belongs to the larger group called rationals. Only 1% of the population shares your type. You are very strong willed and self-confident. You can hardly rest until you have things settled. You will only adopt ideas and rules if they make sense. You are a great brainstormer and often come up with creative solutions to difficult problems. You are open to new concepts, and often actively seek them out. As a romantic partner, you can be both fascinating yet demanding. You are not apt to express your emotions, leaving your partner wondering where they are with you. You strongly dislike repeating yourself or listening to the disorganized process of sorting through emotional conflicts. You see your own commitments as self-evident and don't see why you need to repeat something already expressed. You have the most difficulty in admitting your vulnerabilities. You feel the most appreciated when your partner admires the quality of your innovations and when they listen respectfully to your ideas and advice. You need plenty of quiet to explore your interests to the depth that gives you satisfaction. Your group summary: rationals (NT) Your type summary: INTJ

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 4% on I to E You scored higher than 62% on N to S You scored higher than 92% on F to T You scored higher than 28% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid

I Would Make It Out Alive

All I need to know I learned from watching horror movies.

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<td>Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive. </td></tr>
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Mwahahahaha!

I am the Shadow Government!

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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 98% on Cardinal You scored higher than 8% on Monk You scored higher than 17% on Lady You scored higher than 3% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Odd...

59% Wind?

Balance ~ 29% Water ~ 59% Wind ~ 37% Earth ~ 37% Fire ~

And I know and I believe There's a way out to the sea of happiness It seems your personality is in perfect harmony; your impulses are tempered with thoughtfulness, and your emotions are balanced with a healthy amount of reason. In order to maintain that harmony, try wearing a Jade, a Chrysoprase or an Agate; all three enhance balance and stability, as does the Snowflake Obsidian that will help remain balanced during times of change. In detail: You are more balanced than most people. Your Ground Chakra, (associated with the element of fire and representing our basic desires and driving force), your Creative Chakra, (associated with the element of earth and representing our need to preserve and grow), your Heart Chakra, (associated with the element of water and representing our sense of love and compassion), and your Throat Chakra, (associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate), appear to be on an equal footing with each others.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on water You scored higher than 37% on wind You scored higher than 0% on earth You scored higher than 11% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid Free Online Dating

First a Werewolf, now This...

Sociopath You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Plese don't kill me for writing mean things about you! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on Rationality You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion You scored higher than 92% on Brutality You scored higher than 59% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Balance

Scores: 22% Dogmatic, 55% Mystical, and 55% Esoteric!

How do I interpret my scores? Determine your highest score. If you are evenly matched, consider yourself a well-rounded individual. You possess the qualities of all three spiritual traditions without the drawback associated with fixating upon one path. For everyone else, keep track of this score and the second highest score. We will discuss what these mean below. DOGMATIC: Higher dogmatic scores indicate a highly principled person who believes in living life correctly based on the teachings of scriptures, teachers, or prophets. Higher dogmatic scores also reveal a person who believes that there is only one right path to salvation or enlightenment. Dogmatic types are often in deep reverence for their faith. MYSTICAL: Higher mystical scores indicate a person who makes sense of the world around them through their own self. Spiritual enlightenment for a mystical type involves polishing one's own heart, mind, and body. Mystical prayers are often ecstatic, involving singing, dancing, music, or poetry. Mystical types can frequently seem perplexing and impulsive. ESOTERIC: Higher esoteric scores indicate a person who lives life by the principles set forth by more dogmatic traditions while, at the same time, also living life by the mystic's tendency to translate the world around them into themselves. Esoteric types rely heavily upon symbol and meditation for answers to their questions. Quite possibly the most distinctively secretive type, esoteric people guard their mysteries well--keeping those who are not ready for enlightenment away from powerful ideas and beliefs.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 33% on dogmatic You scored higher than 16% on mystical You scored higher than 75% on esoteric

Link: The Spiritual Tradition Test written by Giogoto on Ok Cupid