The Fountain

I have one word for The Fountain. Boring. The movie was fucking boring. It had some sublime visual moments, but I'd like my sublime visual moments to be a little more padded with PLOT. In its own artsy-fartsy way, it's a total chick-flick. A young woman dying of cancer asks her husband to finish her book. Oooh, I can feel the tears starting now.

Gods, deliver me from horrible movies. How come no one has come out with any really good movies lately?

Birdsong

Outside my bathroom window, a bird is singing and singing. It's still dark out there.

(Wait... there's a haiku in there.

A bird sings and sings
Outside my bathroom window
It is dark out there.)