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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2007-06-03 08:13 am

Free Advice Is Worth What You Pay



So I asked the Goddess Oracle, "How can I steal fire?" I got Maeve again.

I turned to my other favorite oracle, the free advice from facade.com's legal team.

This is what they told me:

Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "How can I steal fire?" dated 6/3/2007 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "store in a cool, dry place". Our invoice for 5 hours of legal work at $350 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team


I guess what I ought to do now is ask the Medicine Cards "how do I honor my rhythms and cycles?" I got the same answer as above from facade.com's legal team. "Store in a cool dry place". Sounds kind of like I need to go hang out in a mausoleum or something.

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