Colloquialism

[perzephone]

Yanno, I try to avoid being the average American idiot. I try not to foster stereotypes and preconceptions about countries that are not America... but I'm getting the honest impression that you just cannot trust anything made in China. This story has been out since last November, but I sometimes shop at the Chinatown mall & the Indoor Swapmeet, which is full of Chinese imports...

Not-So-Recycled Condoms Used in Hairbands

I haven't been wearing my hair in a ponytail since I started going bald, but just to be on the safe side, I cut open a few of my ponytail bands... all braided elastic, so I'm good.

I hate getting cum in my hair, especially from someone I don't know who's in a country far, far away.

Comments

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

If only you could've seen the face I just made...

Eww!

[perzephone.livejournal.com]

Yah, it's soooo narsty. Nasty doesn't cover it - it's narsty.