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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2009-05-04 10:42 pm

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Re: Misfortune Cookies

[identity profile] perzephone.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
I always get bizarre fortune cookie fortunes.

Like 'Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us' and 'You will have great success in the field of wacky inventions'. I got an Italian fortune from a biscotti one time that says, rather cryptically, 'If it makes you happy, do it at least once.' How am I supposed to know if doing it will make me happy or not if I haven't done it yet?