that is crap i hate advice from fortune cookie's makes me want my money back and bad advice especially from a cookie bad for business i thought the chinese was smart. Or the cookie's are devising a devious plot for cookie's not to get eaten ... oh no the cookie's are plotting against the world eat them all exercise when the war is over.
Like 'Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us' and 'You will have great success in the field of wacky inventions'. I got an Italian fortune from a biscotti one time that says, rather cryptically, 'If it makes you happy, do it at least once.' How am I supposed to know if doing it will make me happy or not if I haven't done it yet?
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That is an advice cookie
Date: 2009-05-15 03:25 am (UTC)Re: Misfortune Cookies
Date: 2009-05-15 06:07 am (UTC)Like 'Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us' and 'You will have great success in the field of wacky inventions'. I got an Italian fortune from a biscotti one time that says, rather cryptically, 'If it makes you happy, do it at least once.' How am I supposed to know if doing it will make me happy or not if I haven't done it yet?
oh by the way
Date: 2009-05-15 03:28 am (UTC)Re: oh by the way
Date: 2009-05-15 06:04 am (UTC)