The Mystery Shits

[perzephone]

Got my x-ray results back. Nothing abnormal whatsoever.

Out of the blue, my stomach has just decided to hate me.

Thanks, stomach. After all the love I've given you over the years, and this is how you treat me?

Fuck you, stomach. No more McRibs for you. Dirty bastard.

Comments

Re: Gut In Stinks

[moonvoice]

It's possible that I actually passed a gallstone or two :P

Hoooooooooly shit you are hardcore!

Food diary is a good idea though. Maybe it was something past it's useby date? But honestly, from your symptoms, it seemed way more major than that. Maybe your gallbladder is just really fickle?

Re: Gut In Stinks

[perzephone]

I just hate not knowing wtf happened - all I know for sure is what it's not. I was also kind of hoping for like, 3 weeks leave of absence from work. Grrr, bad stomach, denying me an unwarranted vacation. How dare it!

Also your comment title is awesome.

Mwuhaha, I am Attila the Pun!