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Rainbow Serpent Woman ([personal profile] perzephone) wrote2004-12-27 09:36 pm

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Dear sir or madam,

In response to your query "Why am I surrounded by needy men?" dated 12/28/2004 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental". Our invoice for 4 hours of legal work at $200 per hour will be forthcoming.

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