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Mar. 4th, 2010 10:35 pm
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The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality

According to my answers, it is likely that I identify as
Concurrent bisexual.

Complete set of results

Concurrent bisexual: 5
Sequential bisexual: 4
Past homosexual, currently heterosexual: 1
Asexual: 0
Heterosexual: 0
Heterosexual with some homosexuality: 0
Homosexual: 0
Homosexual with some heterosexuality: 0
Past heterosexual, currently homosexual: 0


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The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was devised by Larry Kurdek, B. Berkey and T. Perelman-Hall. It is an extension of the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, recognising that sexual identities can change over time, people can identify with more than one sexual identity, and that asexuality is a valid sexual identity. The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was published in the "Journal of Homosexuality" in 1990.

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Yoinked from Moonvoice.

Sexuality is a funny ol' thing. Especially right now, for me. I enjoy the pleasures of the flesh with just about anyone who'll throw their flesh at me... but right now, I am more aware of men. It's a bit detrimental.

I've been noticing, for instance, just how many short men there are at my workplace. I'm surrounded by people with power-full jobs. The justice system is full of it. Attorneys, law clerks, process servers, investigators, cops, detectives, detention facility employees, bailiffs, marshals, etc. For good reason, most of the people directly involved with perpetrators of bad acts are usually big men. Tall, muscular, fairly fit. Even the older process servers and investigators look slightly menacing. The cops, bailiffs, marshals, the guys who are the 'handlers' - all big dudes. You don't see too many women in that line of work unless they're working for the women's detention center. We do have women marshals here & there, and they are also tough-looking women.

But for some reason, the higher up a guy's position is on the socio-political scale in my office, the shorter they seem to get. I was in the elevator with a bunch of attorneys today and not one of them stood more than an inch or two taller than me. A part of me, being the only woman in the elevator, standing in the direct center, surrounded by fairly decent-looking, well-dressed, good-smelling, warm-bodied men was perfectly content. But most of me was wishing they were all about a head taller than myself. I was still engaging in light banter - most of them know me, and making some good eye contact with one who was probably a defense attorney who looked kind of like Gary Oldman... but I didn't have to look up to make said eye contact and that made me kind of droop inside. Later in the afternoon, the head guy passed me in the hallway and for the first time, I saw him close up and out from behind his desk. He's shorter than I am. I mean, c'mon, wtf, do they all have some kind of Little Big Man syndrome or what?
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1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.

2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.

3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.

4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.

5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

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1. Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)

2. Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)

3. Jack Bauer (24, tv)

4. Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)

5. Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)

6. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)

7. Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie) -
Brad Pitt disgusts me, no matter who he's playing

8. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie) ?????

9. Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
No to both Frank Sinatra and George Clooney

10. Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)

11. Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies)

12. Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)

13. Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)

14. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)

15. Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly, tv; Serenity, movie)

16. Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)

17. Aragorn (Lord of the Rings Trilogy, movie)

18. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, movie)

19. Balian de Ibelin (Kingdom of Heaven, film)

20. Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind, film/book)

21. Pauly Shore (actor, film)

22. Alan Cuming (actor, film) ????

23. Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)

24. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal Rising, movies) 

25. Seeley Booth (Bones, TV)

26. Legolas Greenleaf (Lord of the Rings, Movie)

27. Angelus (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)

28. Marcus Cole (Babylon-5, tv) ?????

29. Richard Sharpe (Sharpe's Rifles, etc., tv)

30. King Monkut/Chow Yun-Fat (Anna and the King, movie)

31. William Riker (Star Trek: The Next Generation, tv & movies)

32. El Mariachi/Antonio Banderas (Desperado, movie)

33. The Sundance Kid/Robert Redford (Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, movie)

34. Maximus (Gladiator, movie)

35. Imhotep (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies)

36. Captain Hook/Jason Isaacs (Peter Pan, movie)

37. Benedict/Kenneth Branagh (Much Ado About Nothing, movie) ?????

38. Byron, Babylon 5 ?????

39. Kasumoto,(Ken Watanabe)- The Last Samurai

40.Nick Knight (Geraint Wyn Davies), Forever Knight tv

41.Riddick- Vin Diesel. Movies

42. Dr. Daniel Jackson. Stargate

43. Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk: US version) ??????

44. Jim Halpert (The Office: US) ?????

45. Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) ????

46. Jack Donaghy (30 Rock) (If he really was an alien, as in the hulu commercials, with a few extra appendages... this would be bolded)

 My 4 - what's funny is that I don't even watch these shows (except for Farscape) - Rob watches them :P

47. John Crichton(Farscape)/Col. Cameron Mitchell (SG-1) - Ben Browder

48. Lt. Colonel John Sheppard (SG: Atlantis) - Joe Flanigan

49. Ronon Dex (SG: Atlantis) - Jason Momoa

50. Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda) - Keith Hamilton Cobb

Sorry, but the dark meat is sorely underrepresented on this list... ;)

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Found out this morning, much to my dismay, that friends-locked entries show up on the blog feed on facebook. It was a truly frightening five minutes as I tried to erase everything I had just posted from teh interwebz.

Needless to say, I disabled the live feed to facebook. Heh, whew.

Even though Elton now looks like a Satanic biker... seeing him again made me remember that I did actually love him, with every ounce of unconditional love a teenaged girl is capable. For being a teenaged boy (he's a year & a half older than me), he was always considerate and kind, and kind of goofy - he and a buddy of his were in Drama class with me & they did an improv skit in German. I knew enough German to know they were talking about someone being gay. I think our instructor suspected what the skit was about because he just stood to the side with a pained expression on his face through the whole thing.

In his photo, he looks so composed and comfortable and mmm... male. He looks like he'd smell good. Really good. He's divorced now, has a 13-year old son.

Sometimes men just make me nuts. I guess I'm a little dick-whipped at times. I love men and I need more men in my life. I miss working at the Excalibur because of the men who were my buddies - Jeff, Brad, Rodger, Martin, Will, Duane, even Harley. We've got an even mix at the Help Desk, but the two programmers are always buried in code & Robert & Sergio have the whole 'bromance' thing going on, so even though I work with men, I don't have men-friends. I miss my men-friends.
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I feel sexful tonight. I've had my bathroom window open & something about the frigid air hitting me when I walked into the bathroom made me feel nostalgic for some long-forgotten winter tryst. A time when the air felt like that while I was fucking someone. Honestly don't remember who, though. The whole day has felt like that - memories of times long past, so many men...

Thanks to Chelsie, I only got 4 hours of sleep today. I forgot to take my Elavil for the past couple of nights, so most of last night was spent in a weird half-sleep anyway. Watching images swirl in the phosphenes behind my eyes, purple & blue & magenta, like spiralling bruises. Masks & faces & pale hands reaching up from the dark waters of my subconscious. I did dream, a brief dream. I went to see a rockabilly band in a hole-in-the-wall bar. The cover charge was $5 & the lead singer was the one who hit me up for the money. At first he looked a little like Pat Monahan from Train, but later when I brought him a can of root beer (or maybe it was black cherry soda - it was one of those 'old tymie' kind of logos), he became Trent Reznor & as I handed him the can, he asked me, "Have you asked Coyote to bring my bride back?"

Why, Trent, why? Why plague me like this? Bob doesn't know & he's as close to Coyote as I've been in years.
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Basically 'some guy' called for me & Brad came over to tell me 'some guy' was on the phone. Rodger had to drift over to find out why Brad was talking to me. Then Duane saw both Brad & Rodger hovering over me & had to come over & protectively shoo them away, only he got sucked into the whole conversation about why 'some guy' who is not my husband is calling me at work, & about my supposed stable and all my purebred, show-quality stallions, which brought up even more connotations... and then 'some guy' called back after being stuck on hold through this whole debate & I picked the phone up, said, "Front desk, all lines are busy, please hold" & all three of my male companions of the moment asked me, "Who was that?!" & I had to say, of course, 'some guy' & they all act butt-hurt & threaten to tell Rob & I tell them if they tell him about 'some guy' I have to tell him about them, too... and the whole time this is going on, I'm trying desperately to check this couple in. The woman is looking more & more uncomfortable, looking anywhere but at me & my entourage & her husband is just grinning bigger & bigger - and leaning closer to me over the counter. I was just thinking I needed to finish their reservation up before his wife ended up beating him silly. So I finally get them to all go away, except for some poor schmo that I put on hold, not even knowing if it was really 'some guy' or not.

Yeah, I admit it. I like male attention.

I'm a Dork

Jul. 11th, 2006 07:01 am
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There is a man that works somewhere at the Excalibur... I've seen him from time to time, enough to feel attracted to him, enough to entertain fantasies about him, but over the past two days I've come within physical proximity to him and I like his looks even better close-up.

He's tall and well-built, with chestnut-brown hair and dark eyes, and Mediterranean-brown skin. For some reason (his uniform plays a part in this I know) I think of him as being somehow gypsyish. He looks like he should be a juggler or some other circus/carnival performer - not an acrobat, he's too big for that, but maybe an animal handler or a... well, a juggler. He wears glasses, so he kind of looks like the tv-show version of Daniel Jackson on SG-1 (not the David Spader of the Stargate movie). He looks like the tv Daniel a lot, actually - and I've found that Daniel Jackson/John Crighton (of Farscape) are incredibly attractive to me.

I was leaving the hotel yesterday morning when I realized that I had let the door swing behind me when there was someone close to it, and I wheeled around to catch it with a hurried, "ohmygodsi'msosorry" that sort of tapered off & was followed by a deep breath when I realized that I had shut the door in Mr. Gypsy's face... I walked beside him to the next door & he held that one for me, and I slowed down so he could walk out slightly ahead of me. I like to look at mens' backs and he looks quite dashing in his hunter green vest and white blousy shirt and black pants that make up his uniform. So I just kept walking behind him as he passed the truck where Rob sat, oblivious to me making puppy-dog eyes at the guy I was following.

So this morning my pinks were sent to the wrong place & I had to rush through the casino to their errant destination, irritated & annoyed that I had been inconvenienced not once, but twice, this week, worried that my delay would make me have to go up to room reservations to get my report numbers... when, lo & behold, fate threw me a bone. There was Mr. Gypsy himself! I was quite forgiving of the annex for sending me to the very location where my unsuspecting infatuation was slaving away. So now I just have to come up w/excuses to walk by his post every night... Call me a stalker, I don't care, I like to look at this man & don't see anything wrong with that. He looks like his name should be something like Vitorio or Stefan or Dimitry... or maybe Dominic... and I want to breathe it into the back of his ear as I nibble on his neck & run my fingers through his hair.
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Josh has a cold, why do I want to go over to his apartment today & make him chicken soup?
Rob's trying to wrangle out some deal w/his folks to buy his delivery truck. Great, another big expensive toy that he'll never use & will sit in the driveway...
Thinking about getting a 2nd job. Why? Why do I want to torture myself some more?
I get all these funky little urges & just have to wonder why. Last night, my fortune cookie told me, "Yes, do it with confidence." Do what? And why with confidence? I wasn't even thinking of doing anything in particular at the moment I cracked open the fortune cookie. I have this sneaky suspicion that the fortunes on fortune cookies don't generate 'til you pick them up. So of course, mine are always completely fucked up. I got one that said, "You will have great success in the field of wacky inventions". I think someone else touched that fortune cookie in the Panda Express basket & I got someone else's fortune. The same probably happened w/the one last night. "Yes, do it with confidence."
"Fortune cookie, I got yer confidence right heeere!"

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