Can Someone Help Me?

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I don't have stereoscopic vision, and I've been looking at these two photos for a loooong time (well, like a year) now, and I still cannot see whatever it is I'm supposed to see that will make me shit bricks. I've seen a couple of these that actually worked for me because they were poorly done (like a tyrannosaurus coming out of the fog) or not relying on optical illusions (one where there's some guy peeking in a window) but these two have me stumped. The secret of the black & white one is that it looks like someone's hanged themselves from a tree, but I don't think that's honestly what it is. If I blur my vision a little I can almost see like a cheshier cat in the center, but I'm just not satisfied w/my interpretation. 

Yeah, if you're wondering, I can't see anything in those pattern posters, either. The random repeated shapes just stay random repeated shapes. You should see me taking the vision test at the DMV.