Rowr

[perzephone]

Rob & I spotted a cougar today at the grocery store :D Cheetah-printed blouse over a tiny - and I do mean tiny black dreass & everything. I turned the corner in the water aisle & got a full thonged moon because she was getting water from the bottom shelf. It just so conveniently happened that we needed stuff in the exact same aisles as she did... fancy that!

I kind of wanted to tell her she was in the wrong neighborhood though. I mean, we kind of live in a ghetto/barrio. She needs to be shopping at a Vons in Summerlin. I don't know though - maybe there's too much competition in Summerlin. Or maybe she was slumming it.

Ah well, it's all in good fun. Me & Rob are probably too old for her anyway.

Comments

[greenforest-elf.livejournal.com]

lol sometimes its just so tempting to say something!!!!!! dont get much of that in the country, people have more brains hehehe

Cougar Sightings

[perzephone.livejournal.com]

I just thought it was funny because she was so stereotypical - just past middle-aged desperate housewife trolling the supermarket, shopping for fresh meat, lol.