Stupid Stuff While Trying to Stay Awake
Mar. 30th, 2006 04:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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I'm backdating these posts so the Train post will stay on top for now... I have a bunch of stupid funny e-mails & jokes & crap & I'm trying desperately to stay awake at least another half hour. WoW is doing rolling server restarts, so that avenue of trying to stay awake has been closed for construction. This shit's starting to piss me off. I have three days off per week, and those seem to be the three days WoW wants to do maintenance. WTFOMGBBQ!!!!!
21 Questions (Note to self: do the next ones in rich text mode for cripes' sake)
1. How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a domestic rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How do crazy people go through the woods? They take the psychopath.
4. How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.
5. What do fish say when they hit a wall? Dam!
6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
9. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
10. What do you call four bullfighters in quick sand? Quattro Sinko.
11. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
14. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
15. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
16. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
17. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the dog.
18. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
19. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why did pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
21. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes Whack! “Damn!”
1. How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a domestic rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How do crazy people go through the woods? They take the psychopath.
4. How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.
5. What do fish say when they hit a wall? Dam!
6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
9. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
10. What do you call four bullfighters in quick sand? Quattro Sinko.
11. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
14. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
15. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
16. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
17. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the dog.
18. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
19. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why did pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
21. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes Whack! “Damn!”
