Re: Friday

Would it be weird to go to a masseuse & ask them to just rub my butt? After 2 years of standing around for 8 hrs. a night, 5 nights a week, this sudden transition to sitting on my arse for 10 hrs. a night & 10 hrs. standing actually has my gluteus maximus in serious hurtimus. I mean, I could really go for that thing where they just use their elbows to really dig into ya, right in my hip joint. I can't get over the fact that even tho I'm fat, I have no padding for my hip bones. I sit right on 'em. I want to know where my butt goes when I sit down. My hips maybe? Maybe it rides up on my back?