Farkin Farkety Fark Fark!

Twice now I've tried to add stuff to my journal, twice now I've been bumped offline in the middle of uploading it. Frazzen frackin farkety fark fark fark! #%$^&#$!!!
In brief: Jody's dad is making that long slow spiral into the waiting arms of whoever is standing there to catch him at the end of the Ultimate One Way Ride... He's in a lot of pain, and we all wish him the quickest release possible.
I'd like one divorce, please, with mayo & no cheese, thank you. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do want fries w/that.