Bras

Went to Lane Bryant today to get a robe, ended up w/a couple of "cleavage-enhancing bras". They're basically WonderBras for big breasteses. My Gods. I can't see my toes. All I see is boobies. For miles. My nipples are pointing straight ahead instead of down & out... I had picked up a shirt while in the store, & I put it on w/my normal Joe-Blow sportsbra, & I was thinking to myself, "Eh, it's ok." I tried it on w/the "cleavage-enhancing bra" & was like, "Hey, this is a nice shirt! Wow. I really like it!" Good Golly, Miss Molly! Wait til Rob sees 'em. And it's a sexy bra, too. Silky, black w/little sequin beaded flowers...