Crash Test Dummy

Rob tried on a new career this morning - crash test dummy. He decided he was going to slink off his post a little early, had the headlights out so as not to alert his coworker, & promptly ran into a fire hydrant. He's kind of in worse shape than the car - probably has a minor concussion, his lower back, neck & shoulders got wrenched, but will he go to Quik-Care to get a once-over from a professional quack? Noooo, he prefers to put his spine in my trust. The amateur quack. Anyway, according to Merck, he can take Tylenol &/or Ibuprofen. Which should be a relief to both of us. I'm surprised he doesn't have a huge goose-egg on his fo'head, or a coupla' nice shiners for his trouble. Homey's got a hard head.