My next incarnation...

I don't want to be reborn as a Mormon & have to wear goofy underwear.
I don't want to be reborn as a Jehovah's Witness & not get to read Stephen King or Clive Barker or Harry Potter...
I don't want to be reborn as a girl in an uncivilized pocket of Africa where they still practice female circumcision.
I don't want to be reborn as a Muslim woman.
I don't want to be reborn as a child w/Down's Syndrome
Being reborn blind would be ok, I'm learning to live with the loss of sight. It's not so bad. The ears catch up pretty quick. So do the hairs on your arms.
Being reborn as a man would be nice. I'd like to have a penis of my own to play with.
I want to remember. Maybe not all of it, but the important stuff. Acceptance. Tolerance. Relaxation. Awareness of Something Greater, a Great Mystery, realization that there is a Mystery & it is much Greater than we can ever know.
I want to still be able to read old books in my next life, like the Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh, & Quetico Wolf. I'd like to still be able to watch old movies in my next life, like The Fifth Element & The Company of Wolves.
I don't want to be ignorant.
I don't want to be stupid, cruel or immature.
I want to just be a decent human bean. Maybe actually do something, have a life of some kind beyond working to live & living to work.
Don't want to go to Disneyland, & I'd like to see that Sea World got smart & let the darned whales go free.
Don't want to be tied to media images of perfection in order to accept my physical self.
Don't want to use my body as a weapon.
Don't want others to use my body as a tool.
Want to believe in Jonathon Livingston Seagull & the Reluctant Messiah.
Want to like drums.
Want to like music, all music... well, ok, almost all music. C/w still sucks.
Want to be able to dream w/my feet on the ground, instead of just being stuck 6' deep in reality.