The Barbarian Invocation
Aug. 23rd, 2004 06:09 amThe Barbarian invocation
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day
our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who
spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen. "
I had to get up at 5am to take a shower & get dressed so I could go to a stupid-ass 'Diversity Class'. I feel I have been greatly inconvenienced and I don't think $20 is enough compensation at all.
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day
our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who
spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen. "
I had to get up at 5am to take a shower & get dressed so I could go to a stupid-ass 'Diversity Class'. I feel I have been greatly inconvenienced and I don't think $20 is enough compensation at all.