Global Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||| 20% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||| 23% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70% Artistic |||||| 30% Religious |||||||||||| 43% Hedonism |||||||||| 36% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63% Narcissism || 10% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43% Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43% Romantic || 10% Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63% Anti-authority |||| 16% Wealth || 10% Dependency || 10% Change averse |||||| 30% Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Individuality |||||||||||| 43% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Peter pan complex || 10% Physical security |||||||||| 36% Physical Fitness || 10% Histrionic || 10% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70% Vanity |||||| 30% Hypersensitivity || 10% Female cliche |||||||||||| 50%

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Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.


trait snapshot:
clean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable

Getting to Know You, Part 52

1. ONE WISH?
'One love, let's get together & feel all right'

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Fighter

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
a fiery death

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nope - Lincoln Logs!

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I like to watch stupid people do stupid things & hurt themselves in the process.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Nope, I pick my teeth with 'em

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Screaming, red, naked - not much has changed.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Gods yes, why the Hel did I get married? Something about taxes & insurance & wealthy in-laws?

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Various shades of beige

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Nope.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Yup!

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I've got a snappin' pussy!

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
The Atlantis Resort in the British Virgin Islands

14. IS ADAM SANDLER FUNNY?
Only in the way farts & shit are funny.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yup

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Nope

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Only in the vaguely subconscious way that I universally love everyone

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
I hate Tootsie Rolls & Tootsie Pops - it's like someone tried to make chocolate & missed.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Unfortunately, thanks to Sesame Street, I can count backwards, too.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yup.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD
Nope, two half-sisters & a theoretical half brother out there somewhere

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I don't use pencils

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
If you kill it, you eat it.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Nope, once I divorce Rob, that's it.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I used to like my handwriting more than I do now.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Everything except horses & rabbits

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "HELLO"?
I don't usually say 'hello' - I usually say 'hey'. I'm like Nick off of Family Ties. "Hey". The Brad says when I do say hello, the emphasis is on the 'Hel' part moreso than the 'Lo' part.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Didn't you see 'Death Becomes Her'? Sure he is, along w/Marilyn Monroe, Betty Page & Jim Morrison

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I worked Hallowe'en so I wouldn't have to go to a wedding. I will do just about anything, including maiming myself, to avoid having to go to weddings.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Ugh. Well-masked in a baked good? Completely hidden in some chorizo? Eggs are a binding agent, not a food unto themselves.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
In some cases, yes.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
The same place all those lint-collector-balls I bought went, some galaxy far, far away

33.WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
6:10pm

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yup, and I'm not putting it in here.

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Sometimes

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Got home today around 7:30am

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
He's the modern-day syncretization of St. Oslo & Ol' One Eye, so to me & many Odinists, yes, He's real.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Only by people w/no facial hair

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Yes, why do you think I work at night & sleep all day? My closet monster can't get me in the daytime.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
According to some shrink, carbohydrates.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Hmmm, that's a toughie. Creamy goes better on toast & pancakes.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yes, but I'm not supposed to self-adjust.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Oh yes. I was unconscious at the time, so I don't remember it.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY
Since midnight last night, about four times

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE??
Are we talking recreational, spiritual or pharmaceutically necessary here? There are too many variables to make this into a simple 'yes' or 'no'

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Only by virtue of modern chemistry, hence the answer to #46

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Hazel, so it really depends on what I'm wearing, or what the person next to me is wearing, my local environment, etc.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
No, but I'm afraid of suicidal failure.

51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
Both!

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Yes, I have ESPN

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Yup

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Not any more

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Strangely enough, no.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Uh, no.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Once again, uh, no.

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Oh Hel no!

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Yup.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Well... yes, and sadly, too many people are not best friends to their dogs, cats or other pets, livestock, or even each other - but without many of those domestic creatures, we wouldn't be who we are today.

61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes. 100% of all divorces begin in marriage.

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Oh Hell fuckin' no!

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
And they are enormous and hard to fix - 'this one time, on New Year's Eve, I lost $200,000.'

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Define cold

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Cashews & pecans, & I'm drinking coffee

66. Do you wear nail polish?
On my toes

67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
Yanno, I watch so little television, I can't answer this. However, I really hate this one infomercial that's basically a shop-at-home thing for coins & knives. It looks like it's done in someone's basement, & the two rednecky guys who are selling the stuff bug the snot outta me.

68 DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Where?

69. DO YOU SNORE?
Uh, yes.

70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
'Breathe (2am)' - Anna Nalick