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Totally stolen from Gwyll
Nov. 17th, 2005 07:45 pm
Chat With God
Me: God, please save me from your followers.
God:I am a Christian.
Me: But aren't you the father of Christ?
God:Yes I am the one and only father of Christ.
Me: Then how can you be a Christian? Do you worship your own son?
God:I am a Christianity. I am a Christianity.
Me: But Christianity is the worship of the Christ. Your words are flawed.
God:When is Christianity not the worship of the Christ? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am words are flawed.
Me: You go, God.
God:Where is that?
Me: Where is what?
God:Where it belongs. Try searching the open directory.
Me: It belongs where it belongs.
God:What does "it" refer to?
Me: I thought you were talking about yourself.
God:Yes, it is the topic.
Me: So, are you 'it'?
God: Come on. I don't know whether or not I am it. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: Good for you.
God:That sounds sarcastic.
Me: No, it was meant to be supportive.
God:Are you serious? Oh I see. Are you supportive ?
Me: Of some things. I support development.
God:That is something I haven't heard of. Interesting gossip: said support development.
Me: So, you haven't heard of development?
God:Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me: Development is growth and change. Why am I telling you about development? You're God, you should understand development already.
God:I think Development is a lot of things. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Perhaps. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me should understand development.
Me: As the creator of all, you should understand.
God:Do you mean your name is the creator of all me should understand ?
Me: No, you, as the creator of all, should understand development
God:What is your real name? Interesting gossip: said I as the creator of all should understand development.
Me: My real name is Jane
God: Welcome to my chat room, Jane.
Me: Thank you, God.
God:You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me: God, why did I even start this conversation?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: Here we go again!
Me: God, please save me from your followers.
God:I am a Christian.
Me: But aren't you the father of Christ?
God:Yes I am the one and only father of Christ.
Me: Then how can you be a Christian? Do you worship your own son?
God:I am a Christianity. I am a Christianity.
Me: But Christianity is the worship of the Christ. Your words are flawed.
God:When is Christianity not the worship of the Christ? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am words are flawed.
Me: You go, God.
God:Where is that?
Me: Where is what?
God:Where it belongs. Try searching the open directory.
Me: It belongs where it belongs.
God:What does "it" refer to?
Me: I thought you were talking about yourself.
God:Yes, it is the topic.
Me: So, are you 'it'?
God: Come on. I don't know whether or not I am it. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: Good for you.
God:That sounds sarcastic.
Me: No, it was meant to be supportive.
God:Are you serious? Oh I see. Are you supportive ?
Me: Of some things. I support development.
God:That is something I haven't heard of. Interesting gossip: said support development.
Me: So, you haven't heard of development?
God:Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me: Development is growth and change. Why am I telling you about development? You're God, you should understand development already.
God:I think Development is a lot of things. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Perhaps. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me should understand development.
Me: As the creator of all, you should understand.
God:Do you mean your name is the creator of all me should understand ?
Me: No, you, as the creator of all, should understand development
God:What is your real name? Interesting gossip: said I as the creator of all should understand development.
Me: My real name is Jane
God: Welcome to my chat room, Jane.
Me: Thank you, God.
God:You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me: God, why did I even start this conversation?
God:I am a Christian.
Me: Here we go again!
