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I thought long and hard today about posting some of my lj stuff on my myspace blog, just to give it some flesh since people are dropping by more often.

I re-read some of my posts from 2003, and I think it would be a bad idea. I was emotionally raw back then... too much stuff out in front. It's weird, though, because I started this blog when I got my promotion to night audit, so I seem almost happy.

Ugh.

Took my history mid-term today - 10 true/false questions, 15 multiple choice. I honestly have no idea how I did, but there were quite a few things on there that I do not remember reading at all. Spoke w/a guidance counselor - I need two science classes, but neither require a lab. Spring semester registration begins the 15th of next month. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do w/all the math. I may resort to tutoring - having some 18-year old math whiz holding my hand. That's degrading, and kind of embarrassing, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Bwahahahahh! Whafu...?

The last two times I took this I was 'The Peach'. I wonder what's changed? Maybe because I'm over 30 now?

Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf) We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture: But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest. Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies. Your exact opposite: The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you. But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot. AVOID: The Slow Dancer CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: perzephone

Ho hum, only Moderately Slutty

Guess I'll have to keep practicing.

Moderate Slut You scored 69% Cocksucker, 64% Rugmuncher, 83% Jack of all Trades, and 75% Oral Assassin!

Your mouth is trained and your knowledge is good, but you're not the Last Dragon just yet. Keep at it and soon you'll have that powerful glow.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 42% on Fellatio You scored higher than 75% on Cunnilingus You scored higher than 91% on Both You scored higher than 77% on Overall Skills

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