If I Were a Super-Villain...

My name would be 'The Memo'. My prime abilities would be to confuse, disturb and cause chaos wherever I went. I'd be invisible, too. I'd style myself as a revolutionary, maybe out for world domination or something. I imagine a conversation after one of my acts of utter destruction would be something like this:

"Hey, Joe, did you see The Memo?"

"No, I didn't see The Memo. Did you?"

"No, I haven't seen it either. Hey Bob, have you seen The Memo?"

"Yeah, I saw The Memo, but I didn't understand it!"