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The Woefully mis-named '69 Question Meme'
May. 6th, 2007 03:29 pm
It only has 52 questions.
1. single or taken? Married, but not necessarily taken. As long as you are a single, child-free bi woman who does not mind sharing me with my husband we can talk.
2. zodiac sign? Capricorn
3. male or female? Female body, masculine attitude, omnisexual spirit
4. elementary? My dear Watson!
5. middle? Wide.
6. high? Not recently – but I do still have some Darvocet left.
7. eye color? Hazel
8. hair color? Dyed black
9. are you health freak? I am the anti-health freak. Joggers, quiver in fear!
10. height? 5’ 3 ¼”
11. do you love someone? Yes
12. do you like yourself Yes
13. piercings you've had 4.
14. righty or lefty? Forced into being right-handed in second grade. I still pine over the loss of my ambidextrousness.
FIRSTS
15. first piercing? Does the time that toothpick got lodged in my knee count as a piercing? If not, then my ears.
16. first sport? Dodging balls launched at my four-eyed head.
17. first pet? A dog. I was more like the dog's two-legged puppy than the dog was my pet, though.
18. first vacation A day spent at the La Brea Tar Pits
19. first concert Black Sabbath
CURRENTLY
20. eating? Nothing
21. drinking? Nothing
22. listening to? Typing, ticking clocks, Rob making coffee
YOUR FUTURE
23. want kids?? Oh, Hel No.
24. want to get married?? At one time I did – now that I’ve been here 11 years I’m not so keen on it.
25. want a big house? No. Do you know how much house I don’t want to have to clean? Or pay to heat and cool?
WHAT ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO
26. lips or eyes? Eyes.
27. looks or personality? Personality
28. athletic or lazy? Athletic in bed, ambitious in career, lazy in bed after a long day of working & fucking
29. intelligence or attraction? What does this question even mean? It makes little or no sense. Intelligence is not the opposite of attraction. Let's try Intelligent or air-head? Intelligent.
30. romantic or spontaneous? Once again, this question makes no sense. Who writes these things? How about Romantic or practical? Practical!
31. nice stomach or nice arms? Nice stomach – abs are integral to good sex.
32. hook-up or relationship? Hook-up
33. body or mind? Mind.
HAVE YOU EVER
34. kissed a stranger? Yes.
35. lost glasses/contacts? Well, I left a pair of glasses at Knotts’ Berry Farm once, and I even remember on which bench I left them. However, when we called later that day, no one had returned them to lost-and-found, so I guess that means they were lost.
36. ran away from home? No. The one time I threatened it, my mother took away all my clothes & told me I'd be leaving the house the way I came into it - naked and bloody.
37. broken any bones? Yes.
38. broken someone's heart? Yes.
39. been arrested? Yes
40. cried when someone died? No
41. liked a friend? Okay, tell me this – if you don’t like someone, why would you consider them a friend?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
42. yourself? No
43. miracles? No.
44. love at first sight? Yes
45. Santa Claus? Yes, but I know who He really is under that disguise – Ol’ One Eye can’t fool me – at least, not often!
46. sex on the first date? Yes
47. kissing on the first date? Yes
48. angels? As constructors and maintainers of order in of the Universe, yes. As cherubic little nekkid children or New Age pansy-ass ‘don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly’ angels – no.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY?
49. Is there one person you want to be with right now? No, there are two.
50. Have you really liked someone that you shouldn't have? Yes.
51. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Yes
52. Do you believe in God? God singular in the western-JudeoChristianMuslimZoroastrian sense, no. God singular in the asexual Universal power/energy/godhead/Ain Soph Aur sense, sometimes. Gods plural, sometimes.
1. single or taken? Married, but not necessarily taken. As long as you are a single, child-free bi woman who does not mind sharing me with my husband we can talk.
2. zodiac sign? Capricorn
3. male or female? Female body, masculine attitude, omnisexual spirit
4. elementary? My dear Watson!
5. middle? Wide.
6. high? Not recently – but I do still have some Darvocet left.
7. eye color? Hazel
8. hair color? Dyed black
9. are you health freak? I am the anti-health freak. Joggers, quiver in fear!
10. height? 5’ 3 ¼”
11. do you love someone? Yes
12. do you like yourself Yes
13. piercings you've had 4.
14. righty or lefty? Forced into being right-handed in second grade. I still pine over the loss of my ambidextrousness.
FIRSTS
15. first piercing? Does the time that toothpick got lodged in my knee count as a piercing? If not, then my ears.
16. first sport? Dodging balls launched at my four-eyed head.
17. first pet? A dog. I was more like the dog's two-legged puppy than the dog was my pet, though.
18. first vacation A day spent at the La Brea Tar Pits
19. first concert Black Sabbath
CURRENTLY
20. eating? Nothing
21. drinking? Nothing
22. listening to? Typing, ticking clocks, Rob making coffee
YOUR FUTURE
23. want kids?? Oh, Hel No.
24. want to get married?? At one time I did – now that I’ve been here 11 years I’m not so keen on it.
25. want a big house? No. Do you know how much house I don’t want to have to clean? Or pay to heat and cool?
WHAT ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO
26. lips or eyes? Eyes.
27. looks or personality? Personality
28. athletic or lazy? Athletic in bed, ambitious in career, lazy in bed after a long day of working & fucking
29. intelligence or attraction? What does this question even mean? It makes little or no sense. Intelligence is not the opposite of attraction. Let's try Intelligent or air-head? Intelligent.
30. romantic or spontaneous? Once again, this question makes no sense. Who writes these things? How about Romantic or practical? Practical!
31. nice stomach or nice arms? Nice stomach – abs are integral to good sex.
32. hook-up or relationship? Hook-up
33. body or mind? Mind.
HAVE YOU EVER
34. kissed a stranger? Yes.
35. lost glasses/contacts? Well, I left a pair of glasses at Knotts’ Berry Farm once, and I even remember on which bench I left them. However, when we called later that day, no one had returned them to lost-and-found, so I guess that means they were lost.
36. ran away from home? No. The one time I threatened it, my mother took away all my clothes & told me I'd be leaving the house the way I came into it - naked and bloody.
37. broken any bones? Yes.
38. broken someone's heart? Yes.
39. been arrested? Yes
40. cried when someone died? No
41. liked a friend? Okay, tell me this – if you don’t like someone, why would you consider them a friend?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
42. yourself? No
43. miracles? No.
44. love at first sight? Yes
45. Santa Claus? Yes, but I know who He really is under that disguise – Ol’ One Eye can’t fool me – at least, not often!
46. sex on the first date? Yes
47. kissing on the first date? Yes
48. angels? As constructors and maintainers of order in of the Universe, yes. As cherubic little nekkid children or New Age pansy-ass ‘don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly’ angels – no.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY?
49. Is there one person you want to be with right now? No, there are two.
50. Have you really liked someone that you shouldn't have? Yes.
51. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Yes
52. Do you believe in God? God singular in the western-JudeoChristianMuslimZoroastrian sense, no. God singular in the asexual Universal power/energy/godhead/Ain Soph Aur sense, sometimes. Gods plural, sometimes.
