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Femme Meme (yoinked from Moonvoice)
Jul. 22nd, 2007 08:35 am
1. Are you on your period at this very moment?: No, and I'd like to thank the Mighty Gods of Birth Control.
2. Describe your bra: I'm commando at the moment.
3. Do you straighten your hair everyday?: Don't have to
4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs?: No.
5. Are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?: Er, no. I start it, but I don't have to listen to it.
6. What's your favorite girly magazine?: Fox ;) (Well, it is a girlie mag...)
7. Who is the coolest person ever?: Nelson Mandela
8. Would you kill for chocolate on your period?: Only if it was covered in a salt lick.
9. Do you obsess over boys?: No.
10. Jeans or skirts?: I do prefer skirts or dresses over pants.
11. Do you spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?: What a colossal waste of time. An hour at the most, 20 minutes of that which would be spent in the shower.
14. Would you leave the house without makeup on?: All the time. Why waste make-up on work?
15. What's the biggest turn on about guys?: Backs, girly hips, smooth chests, expressive eyes, nice lips
16. What about the biggest turn off?: Facial hair &/or bad breath.
18. On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?: Fun? I have a list.
19. Are you a tomboy?: Used to be. Now I don't like to crap outside or in outhouses.
20. Do you think lipgloss is the best?: No.
22. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?: No - I don't watch t.v. enough to even have a favorite show. That & being married to a remote-control-control-freak who constantly surfs can change one's perceptions of passively watching television.
23. Do you obsess over your looks?: No.
24. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: About 40 minutes, 20 of which is spent in the shower.
25. Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school?: No - but then again, all my classes are online so I can sit here naked & no one would ever know.
26. Accessories make the outfit; true or false: The wearer makes the outfit.
27. Are you a sucker for skater guys?: Used to be, when I was a sk8tr grrrlll.
28. What kind of guys do you like?: Femme-boys and well-built smooth bald men.
29. Is pink truly the best color in the universe?: Well, in some places it is ;)
30. Is lipgloss a must?: I think I already answered this with a resounding NO.
31. What's your status?: Married.
32. Do you have a crush?: Right now, no.
34. Do you take the chance on Halloween to dress like a whore?: Who needs Samhain to dress up like a whore? I usually wear more clothes when I'm in costume than when I go out.
Where is question thirty five?!?!? Obviously some teen girl who couldn't count wrote this. (I ditto the former person's answer)
36. Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?: Yes.
37. Has a guy ever given you something on valentines day?: Yes.
38. Gold or silver?: Silver
40. Tight pants on guys; hot or gay?: Neither, it's just sort of dated. As in, "Hey, 1987 called - it wants its stonewashed tight-ass jeans back!"
41. Do you dress up too much for holidays?: No.
42.Do you like wearing dresses?: I live for them.
43. Do you write alot of mushy love poems?: No.
45. On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?: 0
46. How many guys have you kissed this year?: Several.
47. Do you worry/fuss about your weight?: No, which is why I've got a severe case of anal glaucoma when it comes to working out - I just can't see my ass going to the gym this morning.
48. Do you eat junk food?: Surprisingly enough, now that I think about it, no.
49. Do you work out?: See #47
50. What makeup product could you NOT live without?: None of them. I don't even own any make-up, unless there's some fake blood or liquid latex from last Hallowe'en under the bed or behind my dresser or something.
2. Describe your bra: I'm commando at the moment.
3. Do you straighten your hair everyday?: Don't have to
4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs?: No.
5. Are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?: Er, no. I start it, but I don't have to listen to it.
6. What's your favorite girly magazine?: Fox ;) (Well, it is a girlie mag...)
7. Who is the coolest person ever?: Nelson Mandela
8. Would you kill for chocolate on your period?: Only if it was covered in a salt lick.
9. Do you obsess over boys?: No.
10. Jeans or skirts?: I do prefer skirts or dresses over pants.
11. Do you spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?: What a colossal waste of time. An hour at the most, 20 minutes of that which would be spent in the shower.
14. Would you leave the house without makeup on?: All the time. Why waste make-up on work?
15. What's the biggest turn on about guys?: Backs, girly hips, smooth chests, expressive eyes, nice lips
16. What about the biggest turn off?: Facial hair &/or bad breath.
18. On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?: Fun? I have a list.
19. Are you a tomboy?: Used to be. Now I don't like to crap outside or in outhouses.
20. Do you think lipgloss is the best?: No.
22. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?: No - I don't watch t.v. enough to even have a favorite show. That & being married to a remote-control-control-freak who constantly surfs can change one's perceptions of passively watching television.
23. Do you obsess over your looks?: No.
24. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: About 40 minutes, 20 of which is spent in the shower.
25. Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school?: No - but then again, all my classes are online so I can sit here naked & no one would ever know.
26. Accessories make the outfit; true or false: The wearer makes the outfit.
27. Are you a sucker for skater guys?: Used to be, when I was a sk8tr grrrlll.
28. What kind of guys do you like?: Femme-boys and well-built smooth bald men.
29. Is pink truly the best color in the universe?: Well, in some places it is ;)
30. Is lipgloss a must?: I think I already answered this with a resounding NO.
31. What's your status?: Married.
32. Do you have a crush?: Right now, no.
34. Do you take the chance on Halloween to dress like a whore?: Who needs Samhain to dress up like a whore? I usually wear more clothes when I'm in costume than when I go out.
Where is question thirty five?!?!? Obviously some teen girl who couldn't count wrote this. (I ditto the former person's answer)
36. Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?: Yes.
37. Has a guy ever given you something on valentines day?: Yes.
38. Gold or silver?: Silver
40. Tight pants on guys; hot or gay?: Neither, it's just sort of dated. As in, "Hey, 1987 called - it wants its stonewashed tight-ass jeans back!"
41. Do you dress up too much for holidays?: No.
42.Do you like wearing dresses?: I live for them.
43. Do you write alot of mushy love poems?: No.
45. On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?: 0
46. How many guys have you kissed this year?: Several.
47. Do you worry/fuss about your weight?: No, which is why I've got a severe case of anal glaucoma when it comes to working out - I just can't see my ass going to the gym this morning.
48. Do you eat junk food?: Surprisingly enough, now that I think about it, no.
49. Do you work out?: See #47
50. What makeup product could you NOT live without?: None of them. I don't even own any make-up, unless there's some fake blood or liquid latex from last Hallowe'en under the bed or behind my dresser or something.
