Hrmmm....

So I asked the facade.com legal team if I'd end up working for Metro in the next 3 months & they said "employees and their families not eligible." I asked them if I'd end up working for Metro in the next 6 months & they said, "batteries not included."

I must meditate on this.

**Edited for content:

Ok, so I started looking for sites w/fortune cookie memes & found Weird Fortune Cookies, which is an absolute laugh riot. So then I went to google & typed in 'fortune cookie' & hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Instead of anything truly interesting, I got the wikipedia article on fortune cookies.

I don't know how accurate this is, but it's funny because of the winning Powerball number:

The U.S. Powerball lottery drawing of the March 30, 2005 game produced an unprecedented 110 second-place winners, all of whom picked five numbers correctly with no powerball number. The total came out to $19.4 million in unexpected payouts. 89 tickets won $100,000, but 21 additional tickets won $500,000 due to the Power Play multiplier option.

Powerball officials initially suspected fraud, but it turned out that all the winners received their numbers from fortune cookies made by Wonton Food Inc.[4], a fortune cookie factory in Long Island City, Queens, New York. Apparently, number combinations printed on fortunes are reused in thousands of cookies per day. The five winning numbers were 22, 28, 32, 33, and 39. The sixth number in the fortune, 40, did not match the powerball number, 42.

So now we all know what the question is for the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything - it's the winning Powerball number on March 30, 2005.

(Ah, here's the original article from the Washington Post.)

Stephen Baldwin has officially become a whack-job

Why can't stars keep their religions to themselves anymore?

If you see Stephen Baldwin outside a porn shop, kick him in the shins.

OMFG!

What the fuck is wrong with me? I think I'm either getting into some heavy pre-menopausal crap or I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. I saw this pic via someone else's account (you know who you are, mwuhahaha!) & am still struggling to not burst into hysterical tears. It took me by such surprise.

The Black Rabbit

I love the internets because I get exposed to all these fantastic artists. It's absolutely mind-blowing. My computer is full of screen-saver happiness. I'm going to have to join deviantart just so I can tell people how much I love them.