Sometimes...

The lawyers are a little too cryptic.

Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Will I pass my polygraph test?" dated 10/26/2007 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "freshest if eaten before date on carton". Our invoice for 2 hours of legal work at $350 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team

Just a Random Thought

I kind of wish I hadn't run across Zippy online. I miss him. I don't think I'll be able to sleep now tonight. I am an emotional whack job right now for some reason, and I honestly don't think being on the rag has anything to do with it. I really, really need a good stiff cry, but I just don't have the time.