I Am the Bat

Your Score: Batman

You scored 60% Darkness.

You are the night. You are the darkness. You are the shadow. You are the fear that stalks those who seek to do evil. You have the methods. You have the madness. Yours is the obsession. Wrongdoers shall fall to your terrifying tactics. YOU ARE THE BAT! Which comes with some serious benefits, namely some hot Selina Kyle/Catwoman action. Talk about kinky! On the other hand, you gotta put up with that acrobrat Robin, who's basically one big insurance policy waiting to happen, not to mention a court case involving the phrases "child endangerment" and "unusual practices involving tights"...

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What interests me is that this quiz had no questions about poor impulse control.

Persistence of Memory

I wish I could remember which comic did the bit about Mike Tyson sticking his dick in the butter dish.

I have been to Sears, Ross, Mervyn's, Target & Wal-Mart and managed to find one pair of serviceable black slacks and a decent blouse. Are navy slacks just completely out right now or what? All I'm trying to do is find 'business casual' clothes for the possibility of working for the DA's office. I have suits, I have jeans/t-shirts/broomstick skirts, but nothing in-between. And I don't want dressy skirt outfits because if they end up having me climbing around the backs of computers it's awkward.

Geez.