Personal Space Invader

Me & Rob were sitting here, minding our own business, Rob in his couch corner & me in my office chair when Rob stutters something about a spider... a big spider.. a fast spider crawling up his blanket. I could see the hair on his head was literally standing on end. He looked like Bart Simpson. I didn't know people's hair could actually do that. He flipped his blanket over & clambered off the couch. We both just stood there looking at the blanket like the Alien was in it. So we garnered up the nerve to attempt moving the blanket & we're both standing there with paper towels in our hands & I was expecting a tarantula or something. We finally decided to take the blanket out the front door. Rob opened up the blanket outside & this big orangey red house spider went scrambling down a crack in the sidewalk. It's probably the one that's been hiding out behind Nessie's tank stand.

That's the second spider we've saved in two days.