Manglish (Mangled Engrish)

I want to eat here:

Worst Translated Menu Evar!

I found this because I was trying to see if anyone had ever created a Gary Busey Ate My Balls website. Instead I found this: Archive of Internet Meme Humor. I never knew there was a website devoted entirely to Cum Faces before today. engrish.com is slowly killing me. I need to stop hitting the 'Next' prompt & go to bed. It probably wouldn't be as funny if I hadn't been dealing w/Engrish for the past few months... things like "Nevada Revised Statues" and "Documents is being handling".